Timelord, Clearly.

Sam. Time Lord. Blaguer. Perissology. Ancient. Games. Music.
Inordinate Reblogs.

Jul 22

ephemeral-garbage:

timelord-clearly:

fuck shit cock fuck dick shit fuck piss fuck cock

according to the berkeley semantic parser, this entire post is an interjection

{
    "translation": "fuck shit cock fuck dick shit fuck piss fuck cock",
    "parse": [
        [
            {
                "INTJ": [
                    {
                        "JJ": "fuck"
                    },
                    {
                        "NN": "shit"
                    },
                    {
                        "VB": "cock"
                    },
                    {
                        "VB": "fuck"
                    },
                    {
                        "VB": "dick"
                    },
                    {
                        "VB": "shit"
                    },
                    {
                        "VB": "fuck"
                    },
                    {
                        "VB": "piss"
                    },
                    {
                        "VB": "fuck"
                    },
                    {
                        "VB": "cock"
                    }
                ]
            }
        ]
    ]
}

Yay I think it actually worked!

I just now noticed this.

I’m v. glad you took a moment to figure this out.

This pleases me.


the-velvety-river:

kerbear410:

pullet:

IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!

THIS IS A PLACE I NEED TO BE A REGULAR AT.

WHERE IS THIS

(via hearts-on-clothing-lines)


nevver:

The city center, Belgium


humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”


Jul 21

Twin Size Mattress, The Front Bottoms



thefrogman:

Lunar Baboon [website | twitter]

[h/t: pleatedjeans]

(via lovedancefloss)



I just want to cuddle someone till things get inappropriate tbh.

(via linuxthegeek)


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